Irony: Some ATMs charge you for withdrawing your cash and also tell you to cover your pin to prevent getting robbed! |
Anxiety is putting 1+1 in a calculator twice to make sure you didn't mess up the first time! |
Penguins are just seal software running on bird hardware! |
Hospitals are just tech supports for humans! |
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance! |
As Gurgaon has been renamed as Gurugram... now waiting for Telangana to become Telegram and Delhi to Diagram. At this rate, Kerala will be Kilogram and then India will be renamed as Instagram! |
Meeting someone for the first time is like giving an interview to be friends with them! |
There's a family reunion this weekend, so tomorrow I'm having a smile botoxed onto my face! |
Every meal is a happy meal if you leave your children at home. ~ An Angry Mom |
The hangover only lasts a day but the memories last a lifetime! |