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  • Sometimes I forget just how much I hate people, then I log onto social media and I'm like oh yeah...Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I forget just how much I hate people, then I log onto social media and I'm like oh yeah...
  • The one who solves our problem is a friend.<br/>
The one who creates more problems is our best friend!Upload to Facebook
    The one who solves our problem is a friend.
    The one who creates more problems is our best friend!
  • I just finished my taxes and now I know how the dog felt after he got neutered!Upload to Facebook
    I just finished my taxes and now I know how the dog felt after he got neutered!
  • Hell hath no fury like a mother who sees her child using plates reserved only for guests!Upload to Facebook
    Hell hath no fury like a mother who sees her child using plates reserved only for guests!
  • You can't trust people.<br/>
When you say lift, they actually drop you!Upload to Facebook
    You can't trust people.
    When you say lift, they actually drop you!
  • For introverts, attention is a tension!Upload to Facebook
    For introverts, attention is a tension!
  • I regret every nap I passed up as a child!Upload to Facebook
    I regret every nap I passed up as a child!
  • Have you ever thought that when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you!Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever thought that when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you!
  • Pros and Cons of 'making food':<br/>
Pros: Food<br/>
Cons: MakingUpload to Facebook
    Pros and Cons of 'making food':
    Pros: Food
    Cons: Making
  • Without a dog in my life, my house would be clean. <br/>
My wallet would be full but my heart would be empty!Upload to Facebook
    Without a dog in my life, my house would be clean.
    My wallet would be full but my heart would be empty!
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