Sometimes I forget just how much I hate people, then I log onto social media and I'm like oh yeah... |
The one who solves our problem is a friend. The one who creates more problems is our best friend! |
I just finished my taxes and now I know how the dog felt after he got neutered! |
Hell hath no fury like a mother who sees her child using plates reserved only for guests! |
You can't trust people. When you say lift, they actually drop you! |
For introverts, attention is a tension! |
I regret every nap I passed up as a child! |
Have you ever thought that when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you! |
Pros and Cons of 'making food': Pros: Food Cons: Making |
Without a dog in my life, my house would be clean. My wallet would be full but my heart would be empty! |