A relationship is like a gadget. If there is a problem you do not go and buy a new one, you fix it! |
Attractive doctors and nurses probably never get accurate pulse readings from their patients! |
Sometimes I can't remember what I was about to say. It's like my brain has a mind of its own! |
When a child is born, everyone around you is suddenly an expert at raising children! |
There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm 2. Idiots |
Have you ever thought that death is a great way to get people to like you? |
Whoever said time flies when you're having fun never watched it race by when you're old! |
Teamwork, pride, commitment. Words used by employers to make you feel good about working for minimum wage! |
You're only young once. After that, you have to make up some other excuse for acting like a child! |
LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show you they eventually grew up and became employable! |