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  • I think the rise in childhood obesity began when we started sugar-coating all the information we feed them!Upload to Facebook
    I think the rise in childhood obesity began when we started sugar-coating all the information we feed them!
  • Have you ever realized that you use more water cleaning a water cup than drinking from it!Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever realized that you use more water cleaning a water cup than drinking from it!
  • Death doesn't scare us.<br/>
The manner in which we would die scares us!Upload to Facebook
    Death doesn't scare us.
    The manner in which we would die scares us!
  • If you want to be remembered, don't act nice. Act like an idiot. Nobody forgets idiots!Upload to Facebook
    If you want to be remembered, don't act nice. Act like an idiot. Nobody forgets idiots!
  • We never actually clean things...<br/>
We only transfer the dirt to somewhere else!Upload to Facebook
    We never actually clean things...
    We only transfer the dirt to somewhere else!
  • I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work!
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    I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work!
  • Once you're specific years old then life is just repeating same events everyday until you're dead!Upload to Facebook
    Once you're specific years old then life is just repeating same events everyday until you're dead!
  • The best liar you know is not the best liar you know!Upload to Facebook
    The best liar you know is not the best liar you know!
  • If you arenot able to find your children, try turning off the WiFi. They'll appear suddenly!Upload to Facebook
    If you arenot able to find your children, try turning off the WiFi. They'll appear suddenly!
  • Two people you should never trust:<br/>
A religious leader who tells you how to vote, and a politician who tells you how to pray!Upload to Facebook
    Two people you should never trust:
    A religious leader who tells you how to vote, and a politician who tells you how to pray!
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