I think the rise in childhood obesity began when we started sugar-coating all the information we feed them! |
Have you ever realized that you use more water cleaning a water cup than drinking from it! |
Death doesn't scare us. The manner in which we would die scares us! |
If you want to be remembered, don't act nice. Act like an idiot. Nobody forgets idiots! |
We never actually clean things... We only transfer the dirt to somewhere else! |
I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work! |
Once you're specific years old then life is just repeating same events everyday until you're dead! |
The best liar you know is not the best liar you know! |
If you arenot able to find your children, try turning off the WiFi. They'll appear suddenly! |
Two people you should never trust: A religious leader who tells you how to vote, and a politician who tells you how to pray! |