Teamwork, pride, commitment. Words used by employers to make you feel good about working for minimum wage! |
You're only young once. After that, you have to make up some other excuse for acting like a child! |
LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show you they eventually grew up and became employable! |
Sometimes I forget just how much I hate people, then I log onto social media and I'm like oh yeah... |
The one who solves our problem is a friend. The one who creates more problems is our best friend! |
I just finished my taxes and now I know how the dog felt after he got neutered! |
Hell hath no fury like a mother who sees her child using plates reserved only for guests! |
You can't trust people. When you say lift, they actually drop you! |
For introverts, attention is a tension! |
I regret every nap I passed up as a child! |