Interesting SMS

  • Teamwork, pride, commitment.<br/>
Words used by employers to make you feel good about working for minimum wage!Upload to Facebook
    Teamwork, pride, commitment.
    Words used by employers to make you feel good about working for minimum wage!
  • You're only young once. After that, you have to make up some other excuse for acting like a child!Upload to Facebook
    You're only young once. After that, you have to make up some other excuse for acting like a child!
  • LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show you they eventually grew up and became employable!Upload to Facebook
    LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show you they eventually grew up and became employable!
  • Sometimes I forget just how much I hate people, then I log onto social media and I'm like oh yeah...Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I forget just how much I hate people, then I log onto social media and I'm like oh yeah...
  • The one who solves our problem is a friend.<br/>
The one who creates more problems is our best friend!Upload to Facebook
    The one who solves our problem is a friend.
    The one who creates more problems is our best friend!
  • I just finished my taxes and now I know how the dog felt after he got neutered!Upload to Facebook
    I just finished my taxes and now I know how the dog felt after he got neutered!
  • Hell hath no fury like a mother who sees her child using plates reserved only for guests!Upload to Facebook
    Hell hath no fury like a mother who sees her child using plates reserved only for guests!
  • You can't trust people.<br/>
When you say lift, they actually drop you!Upload to Facebook
    You can't trust people.
    When you say lift, they actually drop you!
  • For introverts, attention is a tension!Upload to Facebook
    For introverts, attention is a tension!
  • I regret every nap I passed up as a child!Upload to Facebook
    I regret every nap I passed up as a child!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT