Copulation is no more foul to me than death is. |
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. |
Making love to my thoughts always inspires me to keep my thoughts aroused, for more inspiration. |
Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it. |
Once the buttons are undone, you know how it'll all end. It's all in the game, there are no miracles. |
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi'! |
A man is basically as faithful as his options. |
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. |
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. |
Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age. |