If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public. |
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. |
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. |
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. |
The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts. |
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? |
Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? |
The way you make love is the way God will be with you. The Book of Love |
If there is a true secret to the universe, it is this ... these first few seconds of warmth and entry and complete acceptance by one's beloved. |
Orgasms are blissful only if you are able to give them to your wife. |