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Upload to Facebook I miss telling my wife that I'm on my way home from work and then reaching home drunk after 5 hours! -
Upload to Facebook By the time we are able to buy alcohol again:
Captain Morgan may be an Admiral;
Old Monk may Die;
Teachers may become Principal;
Famous Grouse may become Infamous;
Johnny Walker may be using Wheelchair;
Magic moments may lose its Magic;
Smirnoff may turn On;
Beefeater may become Vegan;
And Chivas Regal may become Pauper! -
Upload to Facebook Corona Diaries:
I have cut down on my drinking and have only one peg whisky before going to bed.
Last night, I went to bed six times! -
Upload to Facebook Quarantine has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook Normally I don't stop when I see a drunkard lying on the road.
But today I stopped, splashed water on him, made him sit and asked,
"Kidhar Se Mili?" -
Upload to Facebook BEER
Regulates cholesterol
Boosts brain power
Soothes a cold
Contains fibre and B vitamins
Prevents kidney stones
Strengthens bones
So it should be made mandatory for the chemists to keep beer! -
Upload to Facebook I do not trust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink! -
Upload to Facebook I work part-time as a bartender.
Only thing is that I don't get paid as I'm working from home. To top it all, I'm my only customer! -
Upload to Facebook Wheat makes beer.
Corn makes whiskey.
Grapes make wine.
Potatoes make vodka.
Can't get drunk without farmers.
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Upload to Facebook Never in my entire life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!
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