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![Someone ate an apple and we were born. Now someone ate a bat and we are dying.<br/>
Eating is a problem and not drinking!]()
Upload to Facebook Someone ate an apple and we were born. Now someone ate a bat and we are dying.
Eating is a problem and not drinking! -
![I miss telling my wife that I'm on my way home from work and then reaching home drunk after 5 hours!]()
Upload to Facebook I miss telling my wife that I'm on my way home from work and then reaching home drunk after 5 hours! -
![By the time we are able to buy alcohol again:<br/>
Captain Morgan may be an Admiral;<br/>
Old Monk may Die;<br/>
Teachers may become Principal;<br/>
Famous Grouse may become Infamous;<br/>
Johnny Walker may be using Wheelchair;<br/>
Magic moments may lose its Magic;<br/>
Smirnoff may turn On;<br/>
Beefeater may become Vegan;<br/>
And Chivas Regal may become Pauper!]()
Upload to Facebook By the time we are able to buy alcohol again:
Captain Morgan may be an Admiral;
Old Monk may Die;
Teachers may become Principal;
Famous Grouse may become Infamous;
Johnny Walker may be using Wheelchair;
Magic moments may lose its Magic;
Smirnoff may turn On;
Beefeater may become Vegan;
And Chivas Regal may become Pauper! -
![Corona Diaries:<br/>
I have cut down on my drinking and have only one peg whisky before going to bed.<br/>
Last night, I went to bed six times!]()
Upload to Facebook Corona Diaries:
I have cut down on my drinking and have only one peg whisky before going to bed.
Last night, I went to bed six times! -
![Quarantine has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol!]()
Upload to Facebook Quarantine has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol! -
![Normally I don't stop when I see a drunkard lying on the road.<br/>
But today I stopped, splashed water on him, made him sit and asked,<br/>
`Kidhar Se Mili?`]()
Upload to Facebook Normally I don't stop when I see a drunkard lying on the road.
But today I stopped, splashed water on him, made him sit and asked,
"Kidhar Se Mili?" -
![BEER<br/>
Regulates cholesterol<br/>
Boosts brain power<br/>
Soothes a cold<br/>
Contains fibre and B vitamins<br/>
Prevents kidney stones<br/>
Strengthens bones<br/>
So it should be made mandatory for the chemists to keep beer!]()
Upload to Facebook BEER
Regulates cholesterol
Boosts brain power
Soothes a cold
Contains fibre and B vitamins
Prevents kidney stones
Strengthens bones
So it should be made mandatory for the chemists to keep beer! -
![I do not trust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink!]()
Upload to Facebook I do not trust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink! -
![I work part-time as a bartender.<br/>
Only thing is that I don't get paid as I'm working from home. To top it all, I'm my only customer!]()
Upload to Facebook I work part-time as a bartender.
Only thing is that I don't get paid as I'm working from home. To top it all, I'm my only customer! -
![Wheat makes beer.<br/>
Corn makes whiskey.<br/>
Grapes make wine.<br/>
Potatoes make vodka.<br/>
Can't get drunk without farmers.<br/>
#coronavirus #lockdown]()
Upload to Facebook Wheat makes beer.
Corn makes whiskey.
Grapes make wine.
Potatoes make vodka.
Can't get drunk without farmers.
#coronavirus #lockdown
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