Watching a drunk person trying to unlock his phone is hilarious but someone should have helped me after 7 attempts! |
16 May 2020: A day of global whisky celebration World Whisky Day invites everyone to raise a dram and celebrate the water of life. Things may be a little different this year but that's all the more reason to mark the occasion and raise a glass to all we still have to be thankful for! |
I hope the pubs open soon. I need to cut down on my drinking! |
Only 20 people allowed to gather for a funeral -because the spirit has already left the body. 1000s allowed to gather near an alcohol shop because all the bottles have spirit in them! |
Now you know why a bottle is called Khamba. Because they're the Pillars of the economy! |
Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly, when you run out of it! |
For English language aficionados: In Delhi, they earlier bought liquor. Now they purchase it! #70percentcess |
When a drunkard falls, there is nobody to lift him, but when the economy falls, only drunkards lift the economy! |
There's no strong beer, only weak man! |
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, text them when you are drunk! |