Alcohol SMS

  • Watching a drunk person trying to unlock his phone is hilarious but someone should have helped me after 7 attempts!Upload to Facebook
    Watching a drunk person trying to unlock his phone is hilarious but someone should have helped me after 7 attempts!
  • 16 May 2020: A day of global whisky celebration<br/>
World Whisky Day invites everyone to raise a dram and celebrate the water of life. Things may be a little different this year but that's all the more reason to mark the occasion and raise a glass to all we still have to be thankful for!Upload to Facebook
    16 May 2020: A day of global whisky celebration
    World Whisky Day invites everyone to raise a dram and celebrate the water of life. Things may be a little different this year but that's all the more reason to mark the occasion and raise a glass to all we still have to be thankful for!
  • I hope the pubs open soon.<br/>
I need to cut down on my drinking!Upload to Facebook
    I hope the pubs open soon.
    I need to cut down on my drinking!
  • Only 20 people allowed to gather for a funeral -because the spirit has already left the body.<br/>
1000s allowed to gather near an alcohol shop because all the bottles have spirit in them!Upload to Facebook
    Only 20 people allowed to gather for a funeral -because the spirit has already left the body.
    1000s allowed to gather near an alcohol shop because all the bottles have spirit in them!
  • Now you know why a bottle is called Khamba.<br/>
Because they're the Pillars of the economy!Upload to Facebook
    Now you know why a bottle is called Khamba.
    Because they're the Pillars of the economy!
  • Alcohol can cause depression.<br/>
Particularly, when you run out of it!Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol can cause depression.
    Particularly, when you run out of it!
  • For English language aficionados:<br/>
In Delhi, they earlier bought liquor.<br/>
Now they purchase it!<br/>	
#70percentcessUpload to Facebook
    For English language aficionados:
    In Delhi, they earlier bought liquor.
    Now they purchase it!
    #70percentcess
  • When a drunkard falls, there is nobody to lift him, but when the economy falls, only drunkards lift the economy!Upload to Facebook
    When a drunkard falls, there is nobody to lift him, but when the economy falls, only drunkards lift the economy!
  • There's no strong beer, only weak man!Upload to Facebook
    There's no strong beer, only weak man!
  • If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, text them when you are drunk!Upload to Facebook
    If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, text them when you are drunk!
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