Alcohol SMS

  • God is great!<br/>
None of our alcohol brands is Chinese?Upload to Facebook
    God is great!
    None of our alcohol brands is Chinese?
  • Everyday COVID Check:<br/>
At 8:00 PM, open the whiskey bottle and smell it. If you can smell, you are not affected. Then pour it in in a glass or tumbler. Taste it. If you can feel the taste, you are not affected.<br/>
Repeat this regularly daily and stay safe!Upload to Facebook
    Everyday COVID Check:
    At 8:00 PM, open the whiskey bottle and smell it. If you can smell, you are not affected. Then pour it in in a glass or tumbler. Taste it. If you can feel the taste, you are not affected.
    Repeat this regularly daily and stay safe!
  • Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale. For the rest of us, there is always alcohol!Upload to Facebook
    Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale. For the rest of us, there is always alcohol!
  • I'll never get drunk at home again.<br/>
Last night, I got drunk and gave my phone to my wife and told her `save your number & I'll call you tomorrow`!Upload to Facebook
    I'll never get drunk at home again.
    Last night, I got drunk and gave my phone to my wife and told her `save your number & I'll call you tomorrow`!
  • Drinking with friends is fun until one of them starts crying and wants his girlfriend back!Upload to Facebook
    Drinking with friends is fun until one of them starts crying and wants his girlfriend back!
  • This idiot I met at the bar told me that all Punjabis are alcoholics and violent.<br/>
Let me finish my seventh peg. I'm gonna beat the shit out of him and tell him that he's absolutely wrong!Upload to Facebook
    This idiot I met at the bar told me that all Punjabis are alcoholics and violent.
    Let me finish my seventh peg. I'm gonna beat the shit out of him and tell him that he's absolutely wrong!
  • I don't like quarantine. I always believe in `quarter at nine`!Upload to Facebook
    I don't like quarantine. I always believe in "quarter at nine"!
  • Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas;<br/>
Apnni Apni Bottle Apna Apna Glass!Upload to Facebook
    Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas;
    Apnni Apni Bottle Apna Apna Glass!
  • Someone ate an apple and we were born. Now someone ate a bat and we are dying...<br/>
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you see eating is the problem not drinking!Upload to Facebook
    Someone ate an apple and we were born. Now someone ate a bat and we are dying...
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    you see eating is the problem not drinking!
  • What's the best thing for a hangover?<br/>
Drink loads the night before!Upload to Facebook
    What's the best thing for a hangover?
    Drink loads the night before!
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