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It is called Alcohol!]()
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![I still remember my first love...<br/>
I was 20 years old... Chi-Vas 18 years old!]()
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![I got drunk last night and watched the most hilarious comedy show on TV for two hours about a fat man trying to get out of the couch.<br/>
Then I realized that I was just looking at the mirror!]()
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![If you drink, you get high.<br/>
If you read, you get educated.<br/>
If you do both at the same time, you get highly educated!]()
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![I drank up so much Vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent!]()
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![Sad News:<br/>
My relationship with Whiskey is on the rocks!]()
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![After a few drinks, one part of me always says `I think I should stop drinking`.<br/>
Fortunately, the other part says `don't listen to him, he's drunk`!]()
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![If you can't dance when you're drunk, at least speak English or text your ex.<br/>
Don't just waste alcohol!]()
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Don't just waste alcohol!
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