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Upload to Facebook There is a device in the market which converts your thoughts into speech.
It is called Alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook I still remember my first love...
I was 20 years old... Chi-Vas 18 years old! -
Upload to Facebook I got drunk last night and watched the most hilarious comedy show on TV for two hours about a fat man trying to get out of the couch.
Then I realized that I was just looking at the mirror! -
Upload to Facebook If you drink, you get high.
If you read, you get educated.
If you do both at the same time, you get highly educated! -
Upload to Facebook I drank up so much Vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent! -
Upload to Facebook Sad News:
My relationship with Whiskey is on the rocks! -
Upload to Facebook After a few drinks, one part of me always says "I think I should stop drinking".
Fortunately, the other part says "don't listen to him, he's drunk"! -
Upload to Facebook I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot! -
Upload to Facebook If you can't dance when you're drunk, at least speak English or text your ex.
Don't just waste alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook God is great!
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