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Upload to Facebook A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts! -
Upload to Facebook People tell me I should drink less whisky;
I can't find that brand anywhere! -
Upload to Facebook Judge: You have been brought here for drinking.
Convict: Great, let's get started! -
Upload to Facebook I don't know the ingredients they used to make alcohol but am sure they added happiness, truth, and English! -
Upload to Facebook Who is this 'Moderation' that everyone tells me to drink? -
Upload to Facebook Just a thought. And I feel I am correct here.
An alcoholic is not one who drinks too much, but one who can't drink enough! -
Upload to Facebook What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink! -
Upload to Facebook I poured root beer into a squared glass.
Now I just have beer! -
Upload to Facebook Alcohol is not the problem. It's a solution.
Kyonki Alco.Hal Hai! -
Upload to Facebook I read in a magazine that you can cook delicious chicken dishes using leftover vodka.
I'm really confused. What is leftover vodka?
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