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Upload to Facebook When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.
When a woman drinks, it damages her character.
I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character! -
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In South Indian wedding cards, RSVP stands for Rasam, Sambhar, Vada, Payasam.
In Gujarati Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rotli, Shaak, Vaal, Patra.
And in Punjabi Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rum, Scotch, Vodka Te Patiala Pegg -
Upload to Facebook Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk! -
Upload to Facebook Bar Maths:
80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born! -
Upload to Facebook My Doctor said, "Alcoholism is a disease."
My bartender said, "Get your shots here." -
Upload to Facebook I only drink on days that start with 'T'
Tuesday
Thursday
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday
Thunday -
Upload to Facebook Justice for Kangana
Justice for Sushant
Justice for Rhea
Justice for this
Justice for that
Just ice for me! -
Upload to Facebook My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run! -
Upload to Facebook Liquor - (Noun)
The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together! -
Upload to Facebook I guess a lot of men have this kind of life:
A dog that adores him;
A cat that ignores him;
A wife that abhors him;
And a drink that restores him!
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