Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink? That's why alcohol content is listed by volume! |
In Wine - There is truth. In Beer - There is strength. In Water - There are bacteria. Choose Wisely! |
Someone offered me grapes. I declined... I am not used to consuming wine in pill form! |
Weekend Thought: Friends who drink together and vomit together are: 'ULTI-MATE'! |
A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it! |
Today I learned that the average person consumes nine alcoholic drinks a week. Today I also learned that I am above average! |
A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... Oh sorry... that's wine. Wine does that! |
Humans treat outside wounds by rubbing alcohol. And inside wounds by drinking alcohol! |
By all means, marry. There should be people available to keep the liquor industry afloat! |
I did the Maths. The last 15 years of marriage cost me roughly Rs 37 lacs. On alcohol! |