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![Pain makes you stronger.<br/>
Tears make you braver.<br/>
Heartache makes you wiser.<br/>
And Vodka makes you forget any of that crap!]()
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Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
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![Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink?<br/>
That's why alcohol content is listed by volume!]()
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![In Wine - There is truth.<br/>
In Beer - There is strength.<br/>
In Water - There are bacteria.<br/>
Choose Wisely!]()
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In Beer - There is strength.
In Water - There are bacteria.
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![Someone offered me grapes. I declined...<br/>
I am not used to consuming wine in pill form!]()
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![Weekend Thought:<br/>
Friends who drink together and vomit together are:<br/>
'ULTI-MATE'!]()
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Friends who drink together and vomit together are:
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![A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it!]()
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![Today I learned that the average person consumes nine alcoholic drinks a week.<br/>
Today I also learned that I am above average!]()
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![A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... Oh sorry... that's wine. Wine does that!]()
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![Humans treat outside wounds by rubbing alcohol.<br/>
And inside wounds by drinking alcohol!]()
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![By all means, marry. There should be people available to keep the liquor industry afloat!]()
Upload to Facebook By all means, marry. There should be people available to keep the liquor industry afloat!
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