Alcohol SMS

  • I did the Maths. The last 15 years of marriage cost me roughly Rs 37 lacs.<br/>
On alcohol!Upload to Facebook
    I did the Maths. The last 15 years of marriage cost me roughly Rs 37 lacs.
    On alcohol!
  • When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.<br/>
When a woman drinks, it damages her character.<br/>
I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character!Upload to Facebook
    When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.
    When a woman drinks, it damages her character.
    I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character!
  • Did you know?<br/>
In South Indian wedding cards, RSVP stands for Rasam, Sambhar, Vada, Payasam.<br/>
In Gujarati Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rotli, Shaak, Vaal, Patra.<br/>

And in Punjabi Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rum, Scotch, Vodka Te Patiala PeggUpload to Facebook
    Did you know?
    In South Indian wedding cards, RSVP stands for Rasam, Sambhar, Vada, Payasam.
    In Gujarati Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rotli, Shaak, Vaal, Patra.
    And in Punjabi Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rum, Scotch, Vodka Te Patiala Pegg
  • Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!Upload to Facebook
    Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
  • Bar Maths:<br/>
80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!Upload to Facebook
    Bar Maths:
    80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
  • My Doctor said, `Alcoholism is a disease.`<br/>
My bartender said, `Get your shots here.`Upload to Facebook
    My Doctor said, "Alcoholism is a disease."
    My bartender said, "Get your shots here."
  • I only drink on days that start with 'T'<br/>
Tuesday<br/>
Thursday<br/>
Today<br/>
Tomorrow<br/>
Thaturday<br/>
ThundayUpload to Facebook
    I only drink on days that start with 'T'
    Tuesday
    Thursday
    Today
    Tomorrow
    Thaturday
    Thunday
  • Justice for Kangana<br/>
Justice for Sushant<br/>
Justice for Rhea<br/>
Justice for this<br/>
Justice for that<br/>
Just ice for me!Upload to Facebook
    Justice for Kangana
    Justice for Sushant
    Justice for Rhea
    Justice for this
    Justice for that
    Just ice for me!
  • My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run!Upload to Facebook
    My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run!
  • Liquor - (Noun)<br/>
The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!Upload to Facebook
    Liquor - (Noun)
    The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!
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