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A dog that adores him;<br/>
A cat that ignores him;<br/>
A wife that abhors him;<br/>
And a drink that restores him!]()
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A dog that adores him;
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A wife that abhors him;
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![A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!]()
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![People tell me I should drink less whisky;<br/>
I can't find that brand anywhere!]()
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![Judge: You have been brought here for drinking.<br/>
Convict: Great, let's get started!]()
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![I don't know the ingredients they used to make alcohol but am sure they added happiness, truth, and English!]()
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![Who is this 'Moderation' that everyone tells me to drink?]()
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![Just a thought. And I feel I am correct here.<br/>
An alcoholic is not one who drinks too much, but one who can't drink enough!]()
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![What is the difference between men and pigs?<br/>
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!]()
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![I poured root beer into a squared glass.<br/>
Now I just have beer!]()
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![Alcohol is not the problem. It's a solution.<br/>
Kyonki Alco.Hal Hai!]()
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Kyonki Alco.Hal Hai!
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