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Upload to Facebook Alcohol is just a name;
Daaru is an emotion! -
Upload to Facebook I finally quit drinking for good.
Now I drink for evil! -
Upload to Facebook Corn makes whisky.
Wheat makes beer.
Grapes make wine.
Potatoes make vodka.
Can't get drunk without farmers! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Liver,
This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion!
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Upload to Facebook Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**! -
Upload to Facebook I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness.
It's the alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Me: There is room to add vodka! -
Upload to Facebook The new cashier at the liquor store just wished me a Merry Christmas.
Poor fellow doesn't know that he has to see me 20 more times before Christmas! -
Upload to Facebook Beer is not the answer.
Beer is the question.
Yes is the answer! -
Upload to Facebook Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
And Vodka makes you forget any of that crap!
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