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Upload to Facebook The wife saw the fridge, full of Kingfisher beer bottles, kept by her husband. She asked: "What is this for?" Husband's humble answer: "I'm doing what the banks and the govt, could not do... freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya! After freezing I will also liquidate these assets. -
Upload to Facebook My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist! -
Upload to Facebook Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says, "I'll have H2O too." The second man dies! -
Upload to Facebook For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...
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Whiskey Goli Lo! -
Upload to Facebook Me: I'll never make that mistake again.
Whisky: Yes you will! -
Upload to Facebook Three scariest things to see in the morning after spending the previous night drunk:
1) Your face
2) Your wallet
3) List of outgoing calls/texts -
Upload to Facebook If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook Whisky is the answer...
and I don't remember the question! -
Upload to Facebook Thought of the day:
'Good Friends are bad for lever!'
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