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Upload to Facebook I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted! -
Upload to Facebook Warning: Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it! -
Upload to Facebook Got drunk yesterday and puked in the elevator on my way back home. It was disgusting on so many levels! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Always buy more alcohol than you think is necessary. It's better to be safe than sober! -
Upload to Facebook In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too! -
Upload to Facebook It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop! -
Upload to Facebook I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already! -
Upload to Facebook Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein, Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein! Happy Holi! -
Upload to Facebook Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai? Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas! -
Upload to Facebook There are five types of alcoholics: 1) Who suffer from memory loss, after drinking. 2) ... sorry I forgot!
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