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Upload to Facebook Theory of Relativity:
Do not keep roasted peanuts in a transparent jar, they disappear fast. But if you keep roasted cashews in a transparent jar next to a peanut jar, peanuts last longer. However, if you add a third element... A Wine bottle nearby, all disappear in no time! -
Upload to Facebook A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE) or "Radioactive Unwork Medicine"(RUM) or "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA).
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Upload to Facebook Certain beers give me a terrible hangover.
I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer! -
Upload to Facebook Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a funeral - because the spirit has already left the body.
100s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body! -
Upload to Facebook When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.
When a woman drinks, it is said to damage her character.
I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character! -
Upload to Facebook That "No alcohol beyond this point" might as well say, "Bet you can't chug that whole beer."! -
Upload to Facebook Priyanka - 38 Years
Nick - 26 Years
Malaika - 48 Years
Arjun - 33 Years
Anjali - 52 Years
Sachin - 46 Years
Me - 60+ Years
Glenfiddich - 18 Years
Nothing else matters if you love each other! -
Upload to Facebook Shayars don't drink beer.
They Ghazal it down! -
Upload to Facebook Got my second shot now. . . . . . . . Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot! -
Upload to Facebook If after the lockdown you were given 2 options: Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose? Whiskey or Beer
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