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Upload to Facebook Everyday COVID Check:
At 8:00 PM, open the whiskey bottle and smell it. If you can smell, you are not affected. Then pour it in in a glass or tumbler. Taste it. If you can feel the taste, you are not affected.
Repeat this regularly daily and stay safe! -
Upload to Facebook Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale. For the rest of us, there is always alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook I'll never get drunk at home again.
Last night, I got drunk and gave my phone to my wife and told her `save your number & I'll call you tomorrow`! -
Upload to Facebook Drinking with friends is fun until one of them starts crying and wants his girlfriend back! -
Upload to Facebook This idiot I met at the bar told me that all Punjabis are alcoholics and violent.
Let me finish my seventh peg. I'm gonna beat the shit out of him and tell him that he's absolutely wrong! -
Upload to Facebook I don't like quarantine. I always believe in "quarter at nine"! -
Upload to Facebook Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas;
Apnni Apni Bottle Apna Apna Glass! -
Upload to Facebook Someone ate an apple and we were born. Now someone ate a bat and we are dying...
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you see eating is the problem not drinking! -
Upload to Facebook What's the best thing for a hangover?
Drink loads the night before! -
Upload to Facebook Watching a drunk person trying to unlock his phone is hilarious but someone should have helped me after 7 attempts!
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