Alcohol SMS

  • Never in my entire life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!Upload to Facebook
    Never in my entire life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!
  • If things go like this, my death will not be from Coronavirus but from liver damage!<br/>
#Lockdown #CoronavirusUpload to Facebook
    If things go like this, my death will not be from Coronavirus but from liver damage!
    #Lockdown #Coronavirus
  • I tried to make some hand sanitizer at home today. Somehow, it turned out to be vodka & lemonade.<br/>

And I'm drunk now!Upload to Facebook
    I tried to make some hand sanitizer at home today. Somehow, it turned out to be vodka & lemonade.
    And I'm drunk now!
  • Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled `last call`!Upload to Facebook
    Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"!
  • I've kept beers in each room of my house.<br/>
When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!Upload to Facebook
    I've kept beers in each room of my house.
    When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
  • So, now that you are quarantined all by yourself,<br/>
have you realized you are not a social drinker but a regular alcoholic?Upload to Facebook
    So, now that you are quarantined all by yourself,
    have you realized you are not a social drinker but a regular alcoholic?
  • Is Samay 'Ghar' Kuch Logon Ke Liye 'Ghar' Hai Aur Bakiyon Ke Liye 'Nasha Mukti Kendra'!Upload to Facebook
    Is Samay 'Ghar' Kuch Logon Ke Liye 'Ghar' Hai Aur Bakiyon Ke Liye 'Nasha Mukti Kendra'!
  • Today's special drink:<br/>
The Quarantini.<br/>
It's just a regular Martini, but you drink it alone in your house!<br/>
#Covid_19 #CoronavirusUpload to Facebook
    Today's special drink:
    The Quarantini.
    It's just a regular Martini, but you drink it alone in your house!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus
  • Yeah, alcohol is amazing, but have you ever hugged someone that cared about you to the point that when they hug you, you can feel their heartbeat and their unconditional support?<br/>
Me neither, pass the Old Monk!Upload to Facebook
    Yeah, alcohol is amazing, but have you ever hugged someone that cared about you to the point that when they hug you, you can feel their heartbeat and their unconditional support?
    Me neither, pass the Old Monk!
  • I'm giving up drinking for a month.<br/>
Sorry, bad punctuation.<br/>
I'm giving up. Drinking for a month!Upload to Facebook
    I'm giving up drinking for a month.
    Sorry, bad punctuation.
    I'm giving up. Drinking for a month!
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