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![Certain beers give me terrible hangovers. I investigated and I think it's the 13th one!]()
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![What are people who drink to escape their problems called?<br/>
BoozeDils!]()
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![Every weekend I tell myself, `John you need to stop drinking beer.`<br/>
Luckily my name is not John!]()
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![There are hundreds of energy drinks, but no motivation drinks!]()
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![I have reached that stage of my life where I am not bothered about:<br/>
Rose day,<br/>
Teddy day,<br/>
Kiss day, or even Valentine's day.<br/>
The only day that effects me is...<br/>
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Upload to Facebook I have reached that stage of my life where I am not bothered about:
Rose day,
Teddy day,
Kiss day, or even Valentine's day.
The only day that effects me is...
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![Unlike Milk:<br/>
It is perfectly acceptable to cry over spilled beer!]()
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It is perfectly acceptable to cry over spilled beer! -
![I have never seen an alcohol company use a drunk person in any of their advertisements.<br/>
Are they ashamed of their customers?]()
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![Cellphones should have options to change Airplane Mode to Drunk Mode.<br/>
That way your drunk texts never leave your phone!]()
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![I quit drinking yesterday but tonight... I celebrate my comeback!]()
Upload to Facebook I quit drinking yesterday but tonight... I celebrate my comeback! -
![Pro Tip:<br/>
Start your drinks early in the evening so that you don't lose sleep time and not wake up dizzy!]()
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Start your drinks early in the evening so that you don't lose sleep time and not wake up dizzy!
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