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Upload to Facebook What are people who drink to escape their problems called?
BoozeDils! -
Upload to Facebook Every weekend I tell myself, "John you need to stop drinking beer."
Luckily my name is not John! -
Upload to Facebook There are hundreds of energy drinks, but no motivation drinks! -
Upload to Facebook I have reached that stage of my life where I am not bothered about:
Rose day,
Teddy day,
Kiss day, or even Valentine's day.
The only day that effects me is...
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Dry Day! -
Upload to Facebook Unlike Milk:
It is perfectly acceptable to cry over spilled beer! -
Upload to Facebook I have never seen an alcohol company use a drunk person in any of their advertisements.
Are they ashamed of their customers? -
Upload to Facebook Cellphones should have options to change Airplane Mode to Drunk Mode.
That way your drunk texts never leave your phone! -
Upload to Facebook I quit drinking yesterday but tonight... I celebrate my comeback! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Start your drinks early in the evening so that you don't lose sleep time and not wake up dizzy! -
Upload to Facebook Men and Malts are great when they are Single!
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