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![Men and Malts are great when they are Single!]()
Upload to Facebook Men and Malts are great when they are Single! -
![I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk;<br/>
But if you need someone to drink the drinks,<br/>
I'm all yours!]()
Upload to Facebook I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk;
But if you need someone to drink the drinks,
I'm all yours! -
![My liquid diet is going great. After five glasses of wine, I no longer care how fat I am!]()
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![There was such a long queue to buy Fastag. Finally decided to buy Royalstag, instead.<br/>
Hic hic hurray! Don't drink and drive. Just drink!]()
Upload to Facebook There was such a long queue to buy Fastag. Finally decided to buy Royalstag, instead.
Hic hic hurray! Don't drink and drive. Just drink! -
![I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice.<br/>
My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the Vodka!]()
Upload to Facebook I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice.
My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the Vodka! -
![I don't have a drinking problem. I drink because I have problems!]()
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![Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting and drinking.<br/>
If you cheat, may you get cheat death.<br/>
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.<br/>
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.<br/>
And if you drink, may you drink with me!]()
Upload to Facebook Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting and drinking.
If you cheat, may you get cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me! -
![All of us are reaching the age, where we can not function without our glasses, especially if they are empty!]()
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![I make whiskey disappear.<br/>
What's your superpower?]()
Upload to Facebook I make whiskey disappear.
What's your superpower? -
![If you received a text from me last night, please disregard it.<br/>
My phone was drunk!]()
Upload to Facebook If you received a text from me last night, please disregard it.
My phone was drunk!
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