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![You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with him!]()
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![Surround yourself with people who have issues.<br/>
Because these people always have alcohol!]()
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Because these people always have alcohol! -
![Today I learned that the average person consumes nine alcoholic drinks a week.<br/>
Today I also learned that I am above average!]()
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Today I also learned that I am above average! -
![It turns out my high school chemistry teacher was right.<br/>
Alcohol is a solution!]()
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Alcohol is a solution! -
![It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub.<br/>
It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house.<br/>
The difference is staggering!]()
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It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house.
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![A new group called Alcoholics Unanimous has been founded, if you don't feel like having a drink, you ring a member and he comes over to persuade you!]()
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![Wheat makes Beer.<br/>
Corn makes Whisky.<br/>
Grapes make Wine.<br/>
Potatoes make Vodka.<br/>
One just can't get drunk without farmers!]()
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Corn makes Whisky.
Grapes make Wine.
Potatoes make Vodka.
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![Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you may need... Because it's better to be safe than sober!]()
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![My liver is temporarily closed for spiritual maintenance.<br/>
#Navratras]()
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![People say drunk and disorderly.<br/>
I say spirited and spontaneous!]()
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I say spirited and spontaneous!
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