I never drink alcohol... . . . . . . . . without snacks! |
Pretending to be sober in public is like doing your best impression of yourself! |
The doctor has advised me to add more fruits to my diet. So I have started adding more lime to my tequila! |
A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure. 60 ml, to be precise! |
Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Ask your Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila! |
I am giving up alcohol for a month! Wait... I got that wrong. I am giving up. Alcohol for a month! |
If they don't have liquor at my funeral, I'm not going! |
Salty food makes you dehydrated. Alcohol makes you dehydrated. Human body is 70% water. . . . This means eating chips and beer should cause weight loss. There's something wrong with science! |
Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called bartenders! |
Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser! |