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Upload to Facebook Pretending to be sober in public is like doing your best impression of yourself! -
Upload to Facebook The doctor has advised me to add more fruits to my diet.
So I have started adding more lime to my tequila! -
Upload to Facebook A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure.
60 ml, to be precise! -
Upload to Facebook Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Ask your Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila! -
Upload to Facebook I am giving up alcohol for a month!
Wait... I got that wrong.
I am giving up. Alcohol for a month! -
Upload to Facebook If they don't have liquor at my funeral, I'm not going! -
Upload to Facebook Salty food makes you dehydrated.
Alcohol makes you dehydrated.
Human body is 70% water.
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This means eating chips and beer should cause weight loss.
There's something wrong with science! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better.
Those people are called bartenders! -
Upload to Facebook Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser! -
Upload to Facebook I found a wallet with 20 quid in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"
So I turned it into wine!
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