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Upload to Facebook I heard that Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine.
Apparently, it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee! -
Upload to Facebook Find the error in this sentence...
"Let's have coffee this evening?"
The spelling of Whisky is wrong! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Order two drinks at a time so both of your hands are full and you can't text people you shouldn't! -
Upload to Facebook When you have wine and cheese you're drinking grapes and eating milk! -
Upload to Facebook Alcohol is just water with feelings in it! -
Upload to Facebook I ran out of coffee this morning.
Tequila seemed to a reasonable replacement.
Everyone seems so pretty today! -
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In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave! -
Upload to Facebook Newage sign by Traffic Police:
Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars! -
Upload to Facebook Auto reply message of a drunkard:
Can't talk now...
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Alcohol you later! -
Upload to Facebook People are telling me to drink LESS whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
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