-
Upload to Facebook Good whiskey makes your soul crawl out of its hiding place! -
Upload to Facebook They say follow your heart.
I followed my heart and it led me to the wine shop! -
Upload to Facebook I quit drinking yesterday, but tonight...
I celebrate my comeback! -
Upload to Facebook Half the day, I wonder if it is too late for coffee.
The other half, I wonder if it is too early for alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook If you combine 'Whiskey' and 'Dinner'.
you get a 'Winner'! -
Upload to Facebook If you anything on your mind then come let's drink about it! -
Upload to Facebook I suppose I better get up, get ready and hit the gym.
Sorry typo, I meant gin! -
Upload to Facebook Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.
Choice is yours! -
Upload to Facebook Barley - makes BEER.
Corn - makes WHISKEY.
Grapes - make WINE.
Potatoes - make VODKA.
Agave - makes TEQUILA.
Rice - makes SAKE.
Sugarcane - makes RUM.
You can't get drunk without FARMERS!
So Save FARMERS! -
Upload to Facebook When alcohol doesn't count:
1. When it's sunny
2. Your birthday
3. Friday nights
4. All weekend
5. If you're already drunk
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT