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Upload to Facebook Money doesn't buy happiness unless you spend it on whiskey! -
Upload to Facebook Whiskey does not make you fat... it makes you lean... against tables, chairs, walls, floors and pretty girls! -
Upload to Facebook It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink! -
Upload to Facebook Warning:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not! -
Upload to Facebook "I think a bottle of wine will make me feel better" has cost me a lot of money so far in life! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes liquor is the only thing that can lubricate the grindstone we call life! -
Upload to Facebook It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy! -
Upload to Facebook There's a reason why 'sober' and 'so bored' sound almost exactly the same! -
Upload to Facebook When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden'.
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer.
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather! -
Upload to Facebook I love going to parties...
Where else can you take a cheap bottle of wine and end up drinking some really high-quality wine?
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