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![When alcohol doesn't count:<br/>
1. When it's sunny<br/>
2. Your birthday<br/>
3. Friday nights<br/>
4. All weekend<br/>
5. If you're already drunk]()
Upload to Facebook When alcohol doesn't count:
1. When it's sunny
2. Your birthday
3. Friday nights
4. All weekend
5. If you're already drunk -
![Money doesn't buy happiness unless you spend it on whiskey!]()
Upload to Facebook Money doesn't buy happiness unless you spend it on whiskey! -
![Whiskey does not make you fat... it makes you lean... against tables, chairs, walls, floors and pretty girls!]()
Upload to Facebook Whiskey does not make you fat... it makes you lean... against tables, chairs, walls, floors and pretty girls! -
![It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink!]()
Upload to Facebook It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink! -
![Warning:<br/>
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!]()
Upload to Facebook Warning:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not! -
![`I think a bottle of wine will make me feel better` has cost me a lot of money so far in life!]()
Upload to Facebook "I think a bottle of wine will make me feel better" has cost me a lot of money so far in life! -
![Sometimes liquor is the only thing that can lubricate the grindstone we call life!]()
Upload to Facebook Sometimes liquor is the only thing that can lubricate the grindstone we call life! -
![It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy!]()
Upload to Facebook It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy! -
![There's a reason why 'sober' and 'so bored' sound almost exactly the same!]()
Upload to Facebook There's a reason why 'sober' and 'so bored' sound almost exactly the same! -
![When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden'.<br/>
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.<br/>
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer.<br/>
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather!]()
Upload to Facebook When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden'.
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer.
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather!
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