Alcohol SMS

  • I love going to parties...<br/>
Where else can you take a cheap bottle of wine and end up drinking some really high-quality wine?Upload to Facebook
    I love going to parties...
    Where else can you take a cheap bottle of wine and end up drinking some really high-quality wine?
  • After using all of social networking apps I've realized that alcohol is still the best way to connect with friends!Upload to Facebook
    After using all of social networking apps I've realized that alcohol is still the best way to connect with friends!
  • For years & years... I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough & cold:<br/>

Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!Upload to Facebook
    For years & years... I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough & cold:
    Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
  • Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision!Upload to Facebook
    Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision!
  • Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.<br/>
Boy: I got wine!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.
    Boy: I got wine!
  • A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay...<br/>
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and gets you drunk!Upload to Facebook
    A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay...
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    and gets you drunk!
  • Best suggestions for getting deep sleep.<br/>
1. Pillow <br/>
2. Pill - Lo<br/>
3. Pi - Lo (Have a drink)<br/>
The choice is yours!Upload to Facebook
    Best suggestions for getting deep sleep.
    1. Pillow
    2. Pill - Lo
    3. Pi - Lo (Have a drink)
    The choice is yours!
  • I wish hangovers and orgasms would switch duration!Upload to Facebook
    I wish hangovers and orgasms would switch duration!
  • Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it!Upload to Facebook
    Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it!
  • I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking!
Upload to Facebook
    I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking!
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