I love going to parties... Where else can you take a cheap bottle of wine and end up drinking some really high-quality wine? |
After using all of social networking apps I've realized that alcohol is still the best way to connect with friends! |
For years & years... I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough & cold: Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo! |
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision! |
Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours. Boy: I got wine! |
A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay... . . . . . . . . and gets you drunk! |
Best suggestions for getting deep sleep. 1. Pillow 2. Pill - Lo 3. Pi - Lo (Have a drink) The choice is yours! |
I wish hangovers and orgasms would switch duration! |
Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it! |
I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking! |