Alcohol SMS

  • Do you know the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver?Upload to Facebook
    Do you know the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver?
  • In this chilly weather... forget the sweater, grab a quarter!Upload to Facebook
    In this chilly weather... forget the sweater, grab a quarter!
  • I thought I had seen everything in life until I saw a 16 yrs old boy going to a bar.<br/>
He drank 4 bottles of Carlsberg Green. When he got up to leave, the barman asked him to pay.<br/>
He brought out his birth certificate and replied not for sale to persons below 18 yrs!Upload to Facebook
    I thought I had seen everything in life until I saw a 16 yrs old boy going to a bar.
    He drank 4 bottles of Carlsberg Green. When he got up to leave, the barman asked him to pay.
    He brought out his birth certificate and replied not for sale to persons below 18 yrs!
  • Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause are groups like Al-Qaeda, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr. I believe the most successful one is Al-Cohol. Many of my friends have already fallen victim to it!Upload to Facebook
    Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause are groups like Al-Qaeda, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr. I believe the most successful one is Al-Cohol. Many of my friends have already fallen victim to it!
  • How do people get the right drunk? I'm either really sober and bored or smashed out my face and ruining my life!Upload to Facebook
    How do people get the right drunk? I'm either really sober and bored or smashed out my face and ruining my life!
  • If it weren't for Whiskey, we would have to spend winters evenings talking to our wives!Upload to Facebook
    If it weren't for Whiskey, we would have to spend winters evenings talking to our wives!
  • You can't make everybody happy.<br/>
You must understand, you're human and not beer!Upload to Facebook
    You can't make everybody happy.
    You must understand, you're human and not beer!
  • Alcohol: The fuel used in the engine of bad decisions!Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol: The fuel used in the engine of bad decisions!
  • Saturday night and I'm about to hit the gym!<br/>
Sorry typo, I meant gin!Upload to Facebook
    Saturday night and I'm about to hit the gym!
    Sorry typo, I meant gin!
  • Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need.<br/>
Better to be safe than sober!Upload to Facebook
    Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need.
    Better to be safe than sober!
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