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Upload to Facebook In this chilly weather... forget the sweater, grab a quarter! -
Upload to Facebook I thought I had seen everything in life until I saw a 16 yrs old boy going to a bar.
He drank 4 bottles of Carlsberg Green. When he got up to leave, the barman asked him to pay.
He brought out his birth certificate and replied not for sale to persons below 18 yrs! -
Upload to Facebook Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause are groups like Al-Qaeda, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr. I believe the most successful one is Al-Cohol. Many of my friends have already fallen victim to it! -
Upload to Facebook How do people get the right drunk? I'm either really sober and bored or smashed out my face and ruining my life! -
Upload to Facebook If it weren't for Whiskey, we would have to spend winters evenings talking to our wives! -
Upload to Facebook You can't make everybody happy.
You must understand, you're human and not beer! -
Upload to Facebook Alcohol: The fuel used in the engine of bad decisions! -
Upload to Facebook Saturday night and I'm about to hit the gym!
Sorry typo, I meant gin! -
Upload to Facebook Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need.
Better to be safe than sober! -
Upload to Facebook If you hate your job then there's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody" and they meet at the bar!
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