Alcohol SMS

  • Always drink whiskey responsibly.<br/>
Please don't spill it!Upload to Facebook
    Always drink whiskey responsibly.
    Please don't spill it!
  • Good whiskey makes your soul crawl out of its hiding place!Upload to Facebook
    Good whiskey makes your soul crawl out of its hiding place!
  • If you're rich and drink alcohol in the middle of the day you're successful. If you're poor and drink alcohol in the middle of the day then you're an alcoholic!Upload to Facebook
    If you're rich and drink alcohol in the middle of the day you're successful. If you're poor and drink alcohol in the middle of the day then you're an alcoholic!
  • Saw a guy zig-zagging in the streets late last night shouting `Vodka, Vodka, Vodka!`<br/>
I thought that's the spirit!Upload to Facebook
    Saw a guy zig-zagging in the streets late last night shouting `Vodka, Vodka, Vodka!`
    I thought that's the spirit!
  • Why overthink when you can over drink?
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    Why overthink when you can over drink?
  • News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO<br/>
But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it!Upload to Facebook
    News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO
    But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it!
  • Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!Upload to Facebook
    Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!
  • This bloke just came into my workplace shouting `Vodka, tequila, Kahlua!`<br/>
I said `Hey! I call the shots round here!`Upload to Facebook
    This bloke just came into my workplace shouting "Vodka, tequila, Kahlua!"
    I said "Hey! I call the shots round here!"
  • Life is good, have a beer! <br/>
Life sucks have a beer!<br/>
Beer is the 'sensible shoes' of the adult beverage world!Upload to Facebook
    Life is good, have a beer!
    Life sucks have a beer!
    Beer is the 'sensible shoes' of the adult beverage world!
  • Yes, wine improves with age.<br/>
The older you get, the more you like it!Upload to Facebook
    Yes, wine improves with age.
    The older you get, the more you like it!
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