If you hate your job then there's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody" and they meet at the bar! |
Always drink whiskey responsibly. Please don't spill it! |
Good whiskey makes your soul crawl out of its hiding place! |
If you're rich and drink alcohol in the middle of the day you're successful. If you're poor and drink alcohol in the middle of the day then you're an alcoholic! |
Saw a guy zig-zagging in the streets late last night shouting `Vodka, Vodka, Vodka!` I thought that's the spirit! |
Why overthink when you can over drink? |
News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it! |
Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store! |
This bloke just came into my workplace shouting "Vodka, tequila, Kahlua!" I said "Hey! I call the shots round here!" |
Life is good, have a beer! Life sucks have a beer! Beer is the 'sensible shoes' of the adult beverage world! |