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Upload to Facebook What did I learn today?
You'll never drown your sorrows drinking light beer! -
Upload to Facebook I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself! -
Upload to Facebook The journey between 'No I can't dance' to 'Koi Music Band Nahi Karega' is around 4 pegs! -
Upload to Facebook I've never been drunk, but I have woken up in some strange places! -
Upload to Facebook The best way to break the ice is to pour whisky over it! -
Upload to Facebook A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards! -
Upload to Facebook I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks! -
Upload to Facebook I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink! -
Upload to Facebook My home has an open door policy.
You bring beer and I open the door! -
Upload to Facebook I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!
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