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Upload to Facebook The lottery gives you a 1 in a million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5! -
Upload to Facebook What did I learn today?
It turns out that I'm not addicted to alcohol... I'm addicted to hangovers! -
Upload to Facebook I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need me to drink the drink them I am all yours! -
Upload to Facebook World Cup 2018 result update:
VODKA 5 - PETROL 0 -
Upload to Facebook Drinking pineapple juice will improve your complexion and adding rum will improve others' looks! -
Upload to Facebook Weekend Spiritual Quote:
It is better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a temple thinking about Whisky! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Me or alcohol?
Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later! -
Upload to Facebook I hate when people ask me what I do for fun because there is no classy way to say "binge drink"! -
Upload to Facebook Alcohol is a very useful solution.
One treats outside wounds by rubbing alcohol;
And inside wounds by drinking alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook Don't judge people for drinking;
Judge them for not drinking.
These ones are surely upto something!
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