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![I drink very little.<br/>
And when I drink little, I become a different person & that different person drinks a lot!]()
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And when I drink little, I become a different person & that different person drinks a lot! -
![The lottery gives you a 1 in a million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.<br/>
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!]()
Upload to Facebook The lottery gives you a 1 in a million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5! -
![What did I learn today?<br/>
It turns out that I'm not addicted to alcohol... I'm addicted to hangovers!]()
Upload to Facebook What did I learn today?
It turns out that I'm not addicted to alcohol... I'm addicted to hangovers! -
![I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need me to drink the drink them I am all yours!]()
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![World Cup 2018 result update:<br/>
VODKA 5 - PETROL 0]()
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VODKA 5 - PETROL 0 -
![Drinking pineapple juice will improve your complexion and adding rum will improve others' looks!]()
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![Weekend Spiritual Quote:<br/>
It is better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a temple thinking about Whisky!]()
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It is better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a temple thinking about Whisky! -
![Girl: Me or alcohol?<br/>
Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later!]()
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Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later! -
![I hate when people ask me what I do for fun because there is no classy way to say `binge drink`!]()
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![Alcohol is a very useful solution.<br/>
One treats outside wounds by rubbing alcohol;<br/>
And inside wounds by drinking alcohol!]()
Upload to Facebook Alcohol is a very useful solution.
One treats outside wounds by rubbing alcohol;
And inside wounds by drinking alcohol!
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