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![Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter.<br/>
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![My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing.<br/>
He caught all sorts!]()
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![Somebody should launch a beer called `Responsibly`.<br/>
So when asked, I can say, `I only drink Responsibly`!]()
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![For years & years almost everybody has been mishearing this advertisement jingle for a cough & cold:<br/>
Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!]()
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![I make whiskey disappear.<br/>
What's your superpower?]()
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![The best way to break the ice is to pour whiskey over it!]()
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![I've never pretended to be something I'm not.<br/>
Except sober. <br/>
I've pretended to be sober before!]()
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![There are two types of people in this world. People you want to drink with, and people who make you want to drink!]()
Upload to Facebook There are two types of people in this world. People you want to drink with, and people who make you want to drink! -
![An alcoholic is someone you don't like drinking as much as you do!]()
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![Do you know what rhymes with Friday?<br/>
Alcohol!]()
Upload to Facebook Do you know what rhymes with Friday?
Alcohol!
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