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Upload to Facebook My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing.
He caught all sorts! -
Upload to Facebook Somebody should launch a beer called "Responsibly".
So when asked, I can say, "I only drink Responsibly"! -
Upload to Facebook For years & years almost everybody has been mishearing this advertisement jingle for a cough & cold:
Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo! -
Upload to Facebook I make whiskey disappear.
What's your superpower? -
Upload to Facebook The best way to break the ice is to pour whiskey over it! -
Upload to Facebook I've never pretended to be something I'm not.
Except sober.
I've pretended to be sober before! -
Upload to Facebook There are two types of people in this world. People you want to drink with, and people who make you want to drink! -
Upload to Facebook An alcoholic is someone you don't like drinking as much as you do! -
Upload to Facebook Do you know what rhymes with Friday?
Alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook I drink very little.
And when I drink little, I become a different person & that different person drinks a lot!
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