Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking excessively and letting their wives drive! |
Mixing alcohol and food with all types of insanity. This is what the holidays mean! |
I only drink to make my friends more interesting! |
One of the best hangover lines! Wife: Baby you love me na? Husband: Who is Meena? |
Alcohol is the lube I use... to slide through life! |
I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds. . . . . . . . . . It's called beer! |
90% of the regrets in my life involve alcohol and the send button! |
Wine o'clock is my favourite time of the day! |
An important information: In case of accident, my blood type is Jack Daniel's! |
Sad News: My relationship with whisky is on the rocks! |