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Upload to Facebook The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5! -
Upload to Facebook Someone offered me grapes, but I declined.
I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form! -
Upload to Facebook Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause like Al-Qaida, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr etc.
I believe the most successful one is Al-cohol.
Many of my friends including myself have already fallen victim to it.
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Upload to Facebook A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot! -
Upload to Facebook If you don't drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 AM? -
Upload to Facebook Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver! -
Upload to Facebook Alcohol:
because sometimes you need a warm hug from inside! -
Upload to Facebook The best part about the weekend is the abundance of alcohol you're allowed to drink without raising a suspicion that you might be a drunk! -
Upload to Facebook I don't get drunk... I just get less classy and way more funny! -
Upload to Facebook Waking up after boozing yourself is an eye-opening experience!
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