Alcohol SMS

  • Work place stress is your body's way of saying you need to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home!
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    Work place stress is your body's way of saying you need to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home!
  • The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. <br/>
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!Upload to Facebook
    The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.
    Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!
  • Someone offered me grapes, but I declined.<br/>
I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form!Upload to Facebook
    Someone offered me grapes, but I declined.
    I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form!
  • Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause like Al-Qaida, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr etc. <br/>
I believe the most successful one is Al-cohol. <br/>
Many of my friends including myself have already fallen victim to it. <br/>
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    Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause like Al-Qaida, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr etc.
    I believe the most successful one is Al-cohol.
    Many of my friends including myself have already fallen victim to it.
    Cheers!
  • A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot!Upload to Facebook
    A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot!
  • If you don't drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 AM?Upload to Facebook
    If you don't drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 AM?
  • Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!
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    Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!
  • Alcohol:<br/>
because sometimes you need a warm hug from inside!Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol:
    because sometimes you need a warm hug from inside!
  • The best part about the weekend is the abundance of alcohol you're allowed to drink without raising a suspicion that you might be a drunk!
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    The best part about the weekend is the abundance of alcohol you're allowed to drink without raising a suspicion that you might be a drunk!
  • I don't get drunk... I just get less classy and way more funny!Upload to Facebook
    I don't get drunk... I just get less classy and way more funny!
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