Work place stress is your body's way of saying you need to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home! |
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5! |
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form! |
Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause like Al-Qaida, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr etc. I believe the most successful one is Al-cohol. Many of my friends including myself have already fallen victim to it. Cheers! |
A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot! |
If you don't drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 AM? |
Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver! |
Alcohol: because sometimes you need a warm hug from inside! |
The best part about the weekend is the abundance of alcohol you're allowed to drink without raising a suspicion that you might be a drunk! |
I don't get drunk... I just get less classy and way more funny! |