Alcohol SMS

  • I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!Upload to Facebook
    I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!
  • Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass!Upload to Facebook
    Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass!
  • The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!Upload to Facebook
    The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
  • Men don't need a day, they're cool with Happy Hours!<br/>
#Women'sDayUpload to Facebook
    Men don't need a day, they're cool with Happy Hours!
    #Women'sDay
  • I used to party all weekend.<br/>
Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery!Upload to Facebook
    I used to party all weekend.
    Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery!
  • Holi officially marks the end of 'Old Monk Season' and the beginning of 'Chilled Beer'!Upload to Facebook
    Holi officially marks the end of 'Old Monk Season' and the beginning of 'Chilled Beer'!
  • Beerbal<br/>
That guy who starts giving smart-ass answers after having beer!Upload to Facebook
    Beerbal
    That guy who starts giving smart-ass answers after having beer!
  • Surround yourself with people who have issues.<br/>
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!Upload to Facebook
    Surround yourself with people who have issues.
    Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
  • Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!Upload to Facebook
    Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!
  • Asking me if I want a drink is like asking me if I want money!Upload to Facebook
    Asking me if I want a drink is like asking me if I want money!
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