I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less! |
Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass! |
The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people! |
Men don't need a day, they're cool with Happy Hours! #Women'sDay |
I used to party all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery! |
Holi officially marks the end of 'Old Monk Season' and the beginning of 'Chilled Beer'! |
Beerbal That guy who starts giving smart-ass answers after having beer! |
Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol! |
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch! |
Asking me if I want a drink is like asking me if I want money! |