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Upload to Facebook Fact:
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow! -
Upload to Facebook Guy 1: Dude, how did you win that dance competition?
Guy 2: I don't know I was so drunk and I just walked across the dance floor to get another drink and they declared me the winner! -
Upload to Facebook A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure...
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60 ml, to be precise! -
Upload to Facebook It was so windy that when I was walking to the gym, I got blown into a liquor shop! -
Upload to Facebook What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone?
Al-cohol you! -
Upload to Facebook A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it's cute.
If I do it, I'm an alcoholic! -
Upload to Facebook A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay... and gets you drunk! -
Upload to Facebook At some point in life, we need to ask ourselves some fundamental questions like...
Who am I? Where am I going? And when I reach there, will the bar be open? -
Upload to Facebook People who call drinking a habit are insane, it's just a ritual which alcoholics follow religiously! -
Upload to Facebook Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day.
The most important meal is the one you have to eat to avoid getting too drunk too early!
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